Hello everyones. I has been ill a lot lately. I has bean coffin and coffin and chokin’ and there is lots less oxygen in my brian. It iz three weaks now and I iz still poorly wiv broncheyetis. I am bored now. So I has done lots of fings to keep me happy at home and nice and warm.
I has done drumming. It looks like this: Please watch this film now coz it is proper cobblers.
In my head, my drummings looks like Taylor Hawkins out of the Foot Fighters with boobs or Dave Growl out of the Foot Fighters and Nirvananas with boobs but reely, my drummings iz like a pile of steaming plop and I has coffins a lot too while I am doing them. Becos I iz a bit old, I has started weeing a bit when I coff. I am wearing a thingy to soak up the wee. I don't think the Foot Fighters or dead Khurd Cobain or not dead Katie Perry does wee when they coff.
I has done art. Like this, except not like this, because this is a bit shit and my drorings are less shit:
I has done ironings. This means I get to make the clothes flat as well as doing steme inhalations, wot the doctor said was a good thing for my weezing.
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| Ironings is good for making things flat and growing flem |
It is a lot like a day centre for lazy, daft people in my house but I am the only person hear and I am talking to myself a lot. I has been ill enough now. I has coffed up so much furry, green flem that I called the last one Joost and made him a cheese sandwich.
Please send messages to God and Santa and ask for me to get better soon and get more oxygen in my brian.
Amen.
